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Bergall Cartoons
Memories of Richard
Mahler
While on board, I dabbled with drawing cartoons about some of our
events. As an "artist", I use the name "Chard",
a nickname I received because my little sister couldn't say Richard... it came
out "Chard" and it stuck.
The first is called "The
Ghost Boat". It's an old boat, with a hole in it.
This is a memory from our northern trip (above the artic circle). We
would make contact with a boogie, start a track and lose it. This
went on time and again for quite a while. We never did confirm a
description of the boat but we sure were tracking "something" and
chased it for a while! The bubble reads, "Conn, Sonar,
regained Mike-4 at 8 knots. Signal is weak. No positive match."
On the northern run, when
everybody got "Blue Nosed" (initiated), we didn't have enough
certificates so I drew us up one for everybody. This is just the
"background" that I used.
One of the Bergall's favorite
hangups was loosing depth control. In this drawing you can see that
the diesel is still running, 'cause the exhaust is bubbling out. We had a couple
of diving officers that were real goofsticks and couldn't seem to keep depth
control if they had to, and that was their JOB!
The one above was one of the
first ones that I drew, but this next one is the classic. I'm the
proud holder of the record for a 160 foot snorkel on the diesel.
When you dip the snorkel, the engines are suddenly deprived of outside air, and
if the diesel's aren't shut down... they are gonna pull air from
SOMEPLACE. In this case it was from the inside of the boat, pulling
the boat to a 6" vacuum. This shows the boat trying to
accordion into itself. There was a few
"pointed" questions asked about that one because that's one of those
things you can't hide on a submarine! It's like immediately taking a
plane ride straight up to 15,000 feet in only a few seconds. The
ears have a hell of a time handling the change. I tried to submit
these to the magazines, "Silver Dolphin Stars" and "The
Challenger", but they didn't see the humor in it, I guess, and they were
never accepted.
Nik Lewis was our diver and he
was a Sugar Pops freak. This one particular patrol found us running
out of supplies in several categories that were thought important by a few of
us. The bubble reads, "1st it was MY Sugar Pops, then toilet
paper, now it's SSXBT's. Gee! What next?"
SSXBT's were used to accurately determine depth and water temperature and would
be dispensed at depth... and we ran out of those too! So this shows
Nik taking over THAT shortage, holding up a piece of Plexiglas so they can read
it in the periscope. The card he's holding shows "326'
76°". Our divers got some VERY interesting tasks to do on the
Bergall!
I'll say this about the "13's" and
the Bergall... it never popped up as an ill omen, or marked a tragedy. It was
more of a call of the thirteen and long for the team to score points in the pinch.
I say this in a kind way so don't read me wrong. It's the stigma to John Hyde,
an excellent skipper. The decision to make the run for Fremantle in the end cost
him any future command and advancement due to Lockwood. I, in a way, learned
from his example. 10 Feb 81 I reported into Squadron Six to report to the 663
boat, Hammerhead, and found out my orders were changed for the 667 boat,
reporting on the 13th of February. In June of that year the woman I dated for
five years said yes to marriage. Her mother's birthday was 13 June (died in
1979)and that was the date she wanted our small family wedding. During the run we were
on Ivan managed to screw up that plan. We got married on
the 18th of June, the day before T.J's birthday, and honeymooned on Cape
Hatteras a couple of days. In 1983 ten days after her birthday, and a few weeks
before a SpecOp, she died of cancer. We had a fine captain, but a horse's patoot
for an XO (It's the only printable definition I could scrape up). It was
advancement cycle and the results were out. 13 times up for E-7, recommended for LDO and Warrant, and this is the tenth time of making selection board. This was
the time to make it and would be a boost to my morale.
My second humanitarian transfer request to another sea billet was denied. Five
times the XO took me to mass and five times I walked away without NJP proving my
point as correct action taken. Case in point: 667 holds the deepest snorkel
record without a casualty. We lost depth control shortly after loading, and in
quick action, shut down at 150 feet without gulping a drop of seawater. I was
charged with "Securing the engine without asking permission from
maneuvering. " EXCUSE ME!!! In a bloody casualty you act as trained and
notify proper authority. The boat was pulled into 6 inches of vac. with the 1MC
announcement of "Spill in the Tunnel". Thirteen months after the
passing my wife that loved the boats and my work, I met a sweet blue eyed woman
from N.C. in July of 84 and plans were placed for our wedding in the 2nd week in
August. Thirteen before out chopping we picked up a contact of interest.
Sandra's birthday was the 17th, we married on the 18th at Cape Point N.C. at high
tide and sunrise by an Ex-Coast Guard Chaplin. This was the realization point in
my career. FIDO (Forget It Drive On)! This was not the Navy I loved, and Grahm
Ruddman had a better idea in making it politically correct. The only suitable
plan was retirement. The rest of the story is fifteen happy years of doing what
I love, working with submarine people who learned the business the right way.
Richard Mahler
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